welcome to THE WORLD'S GREATEST RESTAURANT and CANNABIS TOUR...

I'm  Joel Haas, Stoner Food Critic and lover of great food and weed.  High Speed Dining has been my way of documenting over 2500 stoned, mostly fine dining meals in the last 5.5 years.  In just the last 3 years I've traveled across America inhaling stoned mostly fine dining meals in almost every legal recreational marijuana states best restaurants...over 600 different restaurants. About 500 were Michelin Star meals at restaurants that totaled 600 stars. I walked to almost every restaurant and only drank sparkling water...no alcohol or sugary drinks. I was stoned for every bite.

The craziest part of the journey happened over 64 days (December 12, 2019 to February 14, 2020) where I visited New York City, San Francisco, Chicago and Washington DC for 78 Michelin Star meals (totaling 116 stars) at most of America's top ranked restaurants. Simply epic!

Since March 2020 I've eaten restaurant food exclusively...stoned for every meal on legal marijuana mainly in my home city of Washington, DC.  I've happily supported restaurants by ordering massive takeout food orders. In 2020 alone I ordered over 300 takeout and delivery orders and ate 184 dine in meals. Thank you DC restaurants.  Keep up the good work and I will continue to support.  

Subscribe to the High Speed Dining podcast and follow my stoned journey through legal marijuana and marijuana friendly states. See what USA restaurants are Stoner Approved.  Support your local restaurants and food banks. 

I'm not a foodie who likes to get high. I'm a stoner with a sports coat...(A blazer with a blazer!)